VIRGINIA BEACH POLICE: COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME TONIGHT


This evening, as I was driving back from the grocery store, I had noticed a good ole Virginia Beach Police car pull out from a side road. No worries in my eyes. NO speeding for me *check* Seat Belt *check*. As I continue on my way I noticed this jerk off is still behind me after 5 miles. Then he creeps to the side of me and paces me for another good mile. Then he passes me and then slows down again. In my head I have been in this situation before I am just waiting for this bum to pull back behind me, pull me over, and give me some lame ass reason to waste my time. Another 3 miles go by and like clock work this jackass pulls behind me again and hits his gay bar lights. As I pull over I know I didn’t run any stop lights or stop signs. I used all my signals and still no reckless or dangerous driving techniques or music blaring. Just on the mission to get home with the groceries.

As I pull over I due the usual license and registration tango. As DIM SUM gets to my window he blurts out the usual ” Do you know why I pulled you over?” line. Well I responded with obviously he had nothing better to do tonight. So that puts ole DIM SUM on the defense (where his mental capacity is nowhere up to par with my quickness). His response is “Licesne and registration now please and the quick ad of the reasoning for “protecting and serving the community” light show and interruption of my night. Now once again I was NOT pulled over for any of these reasons: SPEEDING,RECKLESS DRIVING, ILLEGAL LANE CHANGE, RUNNING A RED LIGHT OR STOP SIGN, ALTERED VEHICLE HEIGHT or EXHAUST, LOUD MUSIC,DARK TINT. THSI LADIES N GENTS IS WHAT I AM INCONVENIENCED FOR:::*******

FUNNY COP STORY

Obstruction of View?!?!?!

I was like REALLY? DIM SUM was as serious as a heart attack. I asked him about all the recent drive bys,stabbings,home invasions,robberies and other crimes hitting the area if this stupid little ball was vastly more important than protecting the communities. He said yes and told me to remove it from my rear view mirror. NAH bud not gonna happen. I asked the MORON to call his boss so I could waste his time as he was wasting mine obviously. He then quipped with “Have you been drinking” as I said no I added I would definitely waste more of my tax paying money and use one to prove the point.After a few more quick jabs at this mental moron he realized he wouldn’t be able to bully his bullshit wasting time, he gave me my documents back and I de-muted my stereo and thumped up and out on my way. Now I KNOW there are VERY COOL and WORTHWHILE police officers out there but OLE DIM SUM isn’t one of them. Virginia Beach police need to make these fat gut coppers run more or weigh in monthly and discard the slack ass check cashers.

Bad Cop No Donut Black

A little taste of REAL CRIME THIS DUNKIN DONUTS CUSTOMER NEEDS TO BE ON TOP OF!!!!

Less than 7 days worth of goodies

Assault 09/02/10. 9XX BIRCH FOREST CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Robbery 09/02/10. 38XX HOLLAND RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Arrest 09/02/10. 20XX TOWER BRIDGE LO VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/02/10. 10XX VIRGINIA BEACH BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/02/10. 10XX GERSHWIN CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/02/10. 2XX CASSADY AVENUE VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/02/10. 8XX BROAD MEADOWS BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/02/10. 47XX WINDERMERE CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/02/10. 33XX EDINBURGH DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/02/10. 15XX INDIAN LAKES BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/02/10. 57XX NORTHAMPTON BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/02/10. 42XX VIRGINIA BEACH BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/02/10. 7XX FOREST TL VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/02/10. 16XX SWORD DANCER DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/02/10. 17XX PRINCESS ANNE RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/02/10. 42XX GROVE CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/02/10. 24XX DAM NECK RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/02/10. 25XX SALEM RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/02/10. 10XX NIMMO PW VIRGINIA BEACH
Robbery 09/02/10. 17XX ALVENA LA VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/02/10. 5XX HARTON CI VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/02/10. 29XX VIRGINIA BEACH BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/02/10. 8XX GILBERT CI VIRGINIA BEACH Details
Theft 09/02/10. 15XX FAIRFAX DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/02/10. 9XX VIRGINIA BEACH BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/03/10. 2XX 85TH STREET VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/03/10. 63XX BLAKELY SQ VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/03/10. 28XX HOLLAND RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/03/10. 25XX SQUADRON CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/03/10. 35XX WOODBURNE DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/03/10. 14XX SHELBORNE CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/03/10. 31XX HOLLAND RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/03/10. 17XX LASKIN RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/03/10. 4XX GREENVIEW DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Robbery 09/03/10. 47XX EUCLID RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/03/10. 66XX INDIAN RIVER RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/03/10. 1XX CORAL GABLES CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/03/10. 20XX RIPPLING ROCK DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/03/10. 11XX VIRGINIA BEACH BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/03/10. 49XX ADMIRATION DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/03/10. 5XX KING ARTHUR DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/03/10. 25XX LEVEL LOOP RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/03/10. 7XX HUYBERT PL VIRGINIA BEACH
Arrest 09/04/10. 26XX LEVEL LOOP RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/04/10. 21XX SILVER OAKS CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/04/10. 21XX OAKLAWN CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/04/10. 13XX PINE CONE CI VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/04/10. 18XX ENGLISH CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/04/10. 25XX JAMES MADISON BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/04/10. 9XX REON DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/04/10. 32XX SKIPPER DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/04/10. 57XX SUSQUEHANNA DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/04/10. 53XX LACROSSE CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/04/10. 45XX WICKLOW PL VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/04/10. 25XX PRINCESS ANNE RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/04/10. 51XX LONG BEACH CT VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/04/10. 8XX LYNNHAVEN RD S VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/04/10. 9XX DANIEL MALONEY DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/05/10. 13XX PINE CONE CI VIRGINIA BEACH
Burglary 09/05/10. 12XX NAUTICUS CI VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/05/10. 26XX LOTUS CREEK DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/05/10. 23XX BIZZONE CI VIRGINIA BEACH
Shooting 09/04/10. ROYAL HAVEN CREST VIRGINIA BEACH
other 09/06/10. 13XX FIRST COLONIAL RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/06/10. 6XX BIRDNECK RD N VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/06/10. 8XX 14TH STREET VIRGINIA BEACH
Other 09/06/10. 61XX INDIAN RIVER RD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/06/10. 10XX INDEPENDENCE BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/06/10. 47XX BROMPTON DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/06/10. 4XX DUPLIN STREET VIRGINIA BEACH
Assault 09/07/10. 10XX RIVIERA DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/07/10. 49XX VIRGINIA BEACH BOULEVARD VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/07/10. 20XX SILVER LAKE DRIVE VIRGINIA BEACH
Theft 09/07/10. 12XX SECRETARIAT RN VIRGINIA BEACH

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4 thoughts on “VIRGINIA BEACH POLICE: COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME TONIGHT”

  1. We will be travelling with a not yet one year old and a three year old, the latter needing loads of entertainment….pools, beaches, playgrounds etc.

  2. Pingback: | The Virginian-pilot And The Ledger-star, Norfolk, Va – Parents, Your Old Meds Could Be Teens’ Worst Enemy | Drug Abuse and Rehab

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